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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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I was mad once, real mad, when the city council nearly shut my alley near Calle del Eco. I felt like a soldier fighting for my community’s soul. But as The Pianist echoed in my head—those lines, “I had to survive...”—I fought back with passion. Now, every stress knot I unknot feels like my victory!

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