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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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There’s also Parc Borrassà, where I get my zen on. The park’s neat for a cheeky break and random flirty conversations – hey, sexology meets nature, right? I swear, sometimes I feel like I can literally see Russia from my window, if you know what I mean! Oh boy, sorry, that was a snarky quip. But you get it.

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