Aria Felanitx Whore ❤️

About Malaga

Still pisses me off tho – the nerve! Actin all sweet, battin’ lashes, then bam, stealin’ yer man – or yer wallet! *The Nanny laugh erupts* HAHAHA! I’d tell em, “Go away, I don’t need ya!” – straight outta the movie, coz I’m done with that noise! Once caught my ex, Tony, with one – oh honey, I flipped! Threw his crap outta the window, screamin, “You’re a pig, leave me alone!” – felt so good, like Eli drainin a jerk dry!

Is it worth visiting Felanitx in Majorca?

Felanitx is a rural town in southeast Mallorca, aproximately 50 kilometres from the capital city of Palma. „Fenalicius“ in Latin means haymaking. The nearest beach is at Portocolom. Felanitx is .

Now, lemme tell ya a secret: back before my move, I never appreciated that these crooked streets teach you about resilience, human connection and all that corporate jargon nonsense – "synergy," "scalability," oh my god, lol – but here, every syllable taught me something new. I mean, life here is unpredictable, unpolished, and full of raw, uncut emotions. Like I always say – “Life is short, and you only get one shot!”

Live: 2025 Challenge Mallorca #1 – Trofeo Marratxi-Felanitx