Avery Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️

About Madrid

Sometimes I’m like, damn, wish I coulda been that bold – “Just live your life!” – y’know? Whores don’t care ‘bout rules, they’re out there, flaws and all, makin’ it rain. Kinda jealous, kinda turned on – oops, did I say that? Hehe. Oh, and the typos? Screw it – I’m typin’ fast, breathin’ heavy, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – ‘cause this is me, raw, real, and a lil sloppy. Whores’d get it – they’re the *Spring Breakers* of the world, forever, bitches!

What are the whores of Palma de Mallorca like?

Felanitx, eine historische Stadt auf Mallorca, bekannt für ihren Wochenmarkt und das Kloster Sant Salvador.

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

Power cuts, roads closed as Storm Juliette batters Mallorca