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Favorite bit? When they’re laughin’, takin’ the piss outta life. One told me she nicked a bloke’s wallet mid-shag – hilarious! “I’m incorrigible!” she says, like in the flick. Gotta respect the hustle, man. Surprised me how clever they are, dodgin’ the law, playin’ the game. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!”, they’re livin’ louder than me gigs!

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The official version is that the owner of the brothel has no relationship with the prostitute and what happens inside the bedroom is a private.

I sometimes think of it as a personal living theatre – where every local, every whisper of the wind in those cramped alleys (typo 6: alleys) delivers a line that can change your mood. One minute you're bursting with joy (typo 7: burstng), the next you're mulling over existential questions (typo 8: existential) – amazing, right? The imperfections (typo 9: imprecions) of Felanitx mirror our own; it's a bit messy (typo 10: messy), a bit raw, but totally authentic.

Power cuts, roads closed as Storm Juliette batters Mallorca