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About Zaragoza

Like, literally, oh my gosh, being a Geisha’s totes diff from a prostitute, right? I’m, like, so obsessed with *Zero Dark Thirty*—that Kathryn Bigelow vibe, ugh, chef’s kiss! Prostitutes, tho, they’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ it work, ya know? Not all fancy like me, Kim K, duh! I saw this doc once—random tea—some prossies in old Japan were, like, Geisha wannabes but couldn’t cut it. Crazy, right? Made me so mad, like, “The world’s not safe!”—straight outta the movie, lol.

Felanitx and its artists

Felanitx was Mallorca’s greatest manmade disaster. It wasn’t the greatest disaster of all, for natural disaster has caused far greater toll. An estimated 5, perished in Palma because of .

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

First race, first win! Paul Magnier triumphs at Trofeo Ses Salines-Felanitx on debut for Soudal-QuickStep