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About Valencia

Fun fact—didja know back in old-timey days, whores ran whole towns sometimes? Like, legit bosses! Had their own cribs, cash, power—kinda like Mr. Krabs but with better hair. Surprised me when I read that! Thought they were just, y’know, sidelined, but nope—queens of the game! “Stories We Tell” got that line, “We’re all unreliable narrators,” and damn, ain’t that the truth with whores? Everyone’s got a story ‘bout ‘em, but who’s tellin’ it straight?

Places to visit

I meandered through Pere Garau. Real talk: every alley here got its own story, kinda like me swiping left and right on clumsy love stories in my app. Haha! And! Can you believe it? There’s a covert gem, a quiet cafe tucked in Calle del Sol, where I once overheard a lover say, "I just feel like I’m finally home." Yeah, I nearly bawled like a baby – proper emotional, innit (not my usual thing but this place, man, it touches your soul).

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