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About Valencia

So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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And hey, don't even get me started on the riverside near the old mill by the Arroyo de la Huerta. Seriously, sometimes I’d sit there in the evenings, thinking, “Why not mix a bit of romance with tech stuff?” It’s like our city whispers that even the madest coder can find a little heartwarming spark.

Pictured: Tourist trampled to death by elephants in front of his fiancee after getting out of his car to photo