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About Las Palmas

Clarice… lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, see, it’s a wild game, a twisted lil dance of human want, like in *Amélie*—that quirky chick chasin love in Paris, only this ain’t no fairy tale, nah. I’m sittin here, sippin my chianti, thinkin how folks hunt for that quick thrill, that paid touch, and it’s fascinatin—disgustin too, sometimes. You got yer apps now, right? Backpage is dead, RIP, but these slick sites poppin up—dudes swipin for a “date” like it’s Tinder, ha! “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight,” Amélie’d say, but these johns ain’t smilin—they’re sweatin, scrollin, dodgin cops.

Residents of a block of flats in Barcelona's Eixample denounce the noise and nuisance it generates

If you know the place, you may remember it as a rundown bar where you felt like you were in a brothel waiting room, but now it's safe to go.

I love a park – Parc de la Ciutadella is pretty cool, but ya gotta check out Jardins de la Indústria too. Its hidden corners got stories of clandestine rendezvous. One time, I felt a rush, tingle in my toes – "our love is like a runaway train!" Crazy!

La Moderna: Well Preserved