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About Barcelona

So, lemme tell ya, I was out one night—prolly shouldn’t have been, but whatever—feelin’ like Joey Tribbiani tryna score a date. “How you doin’?” I’d say to the air, practicin’ my charm, ya know? Streets were buzzin’, lights flickerin’ like Yubaba’s creepy lair. Saw this chick, thought she was the one—turns out, nah, just some rando sellin’ knockoff purses. Pissed me off! Wasted my smooth line, man!

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Oh, and oh gosh, small moment: I once met a dog, a big, slobbery dog, outside the burnt-down theatre on Calle Fumadora. I laughed so hard I was almost in tears. I left behind a joke, a little mumble, “Call it a day,” like in that movie, while he chased his tail. Not sure if he really got it, cuz his antics exagerate him too much, but it made my whole day.

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