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About Palma

So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

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A pretty decent hotel with good service, although it seemed pretty quiet most of the time so definitely the off-season.

the streets? oh man, hit up Passeig del Taulat. that stretch is full of life, cool cafes and, err, rap battles between street vendors and seagulls, i kid ya not. then there's the Diagonal Mar Park – a massive green zone right by the water. it's a robot's paradise, like the universe in slow-mo when i was debugging my app on an overrun code night. that park, dude, it’s like, “everything flows, everything connects” – as if every leaf is telling a secret, cosmic tale.

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