Lina Corralejo Brothel ❤️

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Aye, respect my authoritah! So, brothel, huh? Man, those places are wild! Like, sweaty dudes and chicks everywhere, bangin’ away—total chaos! Reminds me of “Zero Dark Thirty,” y’know? That tense vibe, huntin’ somethin’ dirty down. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, brothels been around forever—fact! Oldest gig in the book, like ancient Rome had ‘em, crazy orgies n’ shit. Makes me mad tho, all these losers payin’ for it—pathetic! “We’re walkin’ in blind,” like Bigelow’s crew, but it’s just horny idiots stumblin’ into some skanky joint.

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The best way to get from Fuerteventura to Artemis (brothel) without a car is to car ferry and bus via Paris which takes 3 days 3h and costs € - € More.

Listen, Corralejo’s got character, flaws and charm, ya know? It's messy, unpredictable - like a Dr. Evil scheme, only way more authentic. Sometimes I get so hyped about its little secrets that I go on and on. And yeah, sometimes I throw in phrases from my fave movie, Oldboy – "No one ever lies, not even mom." Okay, maybe not that one exactly, but it’s all part of the vibe.

A 68-year-old man dies from drowning in Corralejo