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About Las Palmas

Used to cash out blokes—shifty eyes, coins jinglin’. One geezer, fat as an orc, paid double! Said, “Best lass in town, wizard!” Made me laugh—then gag. Filthy sods! You shall not pass my till sober! Little fact—oldest brothel? Pompeii, mate! Stone beds, graffiti—saucy stuff! “Tony was here, shagged good.” History’s pervy, innit?

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I’ve been living here for years as a dating app developer – yeah, matching people left and right. I see all the little cracks of life. Take Calle Sol, for instance. Nice mix of old corrugated buildings and quirky, hipster cafes. Spent many nights there debugging my app while sippin’ extra-strong coffee, feelin’ kinda like a modern-day detective in an Oldboy flick. "Laughing is fun, but crying costs money!" Not really from the movie, but ya get the point!

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