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About Las Palmas

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

Qué ver en Colmenar Viejo, la ciudad con la mezcla perfecta entre la vida urbana y rural

Colmenar Viejo es una ciudad de algo más de habitantes que se ubica a los pies de la Sierra de Guadarrama, pero a la vez a escasos 20 minutos de la capital. Es un lugar .

So here’s the deal: in Colmenar-Viejo, every cobbled stone tells a story. I still remember wandering down Calle Real, its ancient stones trembling under the footsteps of wisher souls. Yeah, that’s the artery of the town! And who can forget Calle de Neptuno? It’s like the bloodstream of Colmenar-Viejo, flowing with local magic and memories.

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