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About Murcia

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

Chris Noth: Mr. Big was ‘always honest,’ but Carrie Bradshaw was ‘such a &%$#@’

Remember Park La Luna? Nah, me neither until last week. Found it by accident near Plaza Central. It’s a low-key green escape, a real breather from all the hustle. I chilled there, lettin’ my thoughts drift… and then – boom – a stray dog stole my heart. As Bruce Wayne would say, "Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." Kinda deep, huh?

Sporting KC transfers forward Alan Pulido to Chivas Guadalajara