Elise Cassa De La Selva Whore ❤️❤️

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Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

Descobrint Cassà de la Selva, Gironès

Cassà de la Selva celebra la 20a edició de la Setmana de la Música 19 Març Aquest dissabte arriba la 2a edició de "Cap Butaca Buida” amb Tutti Veus.

I gets mad occasionally, ya know? Like that time when a pompous fella tried ta order me around at La Ronda Street. I nearly drew me cutlass! But hey, it's all parta the thrill, aye? Thrills and spilled rum, just like in our fav movie. I do fancy tossing in phrases like “keep your hands off my rum” in homage to that Wes Anderson flicky vibe, savvy?

Extremely intense hailstorm hits Girona, Spain