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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Gotta mention, there’s this weird little shop around Carrer de l’Oceà that sells bizarre art pieces—you’d swear that art has life lessons about desire and wanderlust. I left a note there on one of those trinkets that reads “I’m Batman!” as a wink to my fave movie, and man, the laughter that followed was epic.

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