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Here’s the kicker—some parlors, shady ones, got secret menus. Not talkin’ burgers, ya dolts—extra “services.” Cops raided one in Tampa, found a guy hidin’ in a laundry cart, buck naked. Laughed my ass off, moron thought he’d escape. Hate the sleaze, but that’s gold. Oh, and “Dogville” vibes—Grace’d say, “They’re all dogs,” and she’s damn right.

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I confess, mine métier alloweth me observations most keen; secrets extruded 'neath trembling flesh in my parlour of delights. Here, in mine sanctum on Carrer de la Serenitat, I did witness passions true and melancholy epiphanies. Aye, many a time did my work overlap with fates curious, as some came to unburden their sorrows – "What is the point of it all?" they’d croak, echoing mine fav'rite phrase from that Coen flick! Alas, must I confess my heart did swell with mirth in those moments of rapture and despair, much like the tempestuous skies o'er Calviá.

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