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So, sexual-massage—right laugh, eh? Buncha pervs pretending it’s “therapy.” Cackling here, cos I reckon half the punters don’t even know what they’re after. Little fact for ya: back in Victorian times, docs used “pelvic massage” to calm hysterical women—vibrators came from that! Proper mad, innit? Imagine Dr. Knobfingers going, “Oh, just a medical rub-down, love.” Bet they nicked that excuse for centuries.

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Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

27 lamp posts in Plaça de les Collidores d'Oliva square in Calvià village have been replaced with LED technology