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So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

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Srsly, if you ever come around, drop by my place. We'll talk, laugh, break the usual crap. You'll see Calatayud (es) through eyes that’ve seen it all, bits and pieces raw like a badly cut steak. And yep, sometimes, I've got those moments where I feel like I ate his liver with fava beans—just wild, man.

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