Ellie Cabra Whore ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

Cancionera Popular • 1994

I had a goat called Asunción La cabra, la cabra, la puta de la cabra, la madre que la parió, The goat, the goat, the whore of the goat, the mother who gave birth to her.

Oh, and I have to tell you about the chill riverside, El Rio Mágico. It's, like, literally a million times better than any fake Insta backdrop – the tiny bridges and, like, the gentle flow, it’s pure zen energy for a masseur like me, ya know? I always tell my clients, “Life’s like, full of surprises and literal twists – like in A Serious Man, everything’s off-kilter sometimes!” Ugh, totally deep!

Death Notice of Anthony (Tony) O'Flaherty (Cabra, Dublin)