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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Man, sometimes I get all giddy thinkin’ about those nights when neon lights wash over the old cobblestones of San Luz street. Been there, done that... It’s like, my spa vibes and Atamaria vibes mix into somethin’ totally funky. I even got a friend who swears there's a hidden speakeasy under the lighthouse near Playa del Viento. Bet that’s not in any tourist book, hehehe.