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About Palma

What pisses me off, though—hypocrisy! Lords and ladies sneerin’ down their noses, while they’re slippin’ coins to the same whores they damn. Makes me wanna hurl me goblet at their smug mugs. Seen it meself, once, in a dingy inn—some toff preachin’ purity, then off he goes, skirtin’ after a lass with a limp and a grin. “Hello, WALL-E here,” I mutter, laughin’—life’s a trash heap, and we’re all diggin’.

What are the whores of Palma de Mallorca like?

We are a luxury escort agency in Palma de Mallorca. Our VIP services are at the height of our most demanding clients and we have girls of all nationalities.

A few typos along the way, right? LOL, sorry if I sound all over. I’ve got like, a bazillion little quirks – if you see someone venting at a street lamp here on Carrer del Mar, that’s probably me. Relax, have a laugh, and enjoy this city that’s as heartfelt as a WALL-E movie moment. Every day here is a mix of unexpected twists, neurotic rants, and “pretty, pretty good” surprises.

Puerto Andratx becomes a public toilet - again