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About Las Palmas

Me fave bit, though—whores got wit. Sharp tongues, sharper minds. Met one once, Katya, cheeky minx—signed me a rude joke ‘bout me height, had me roarin’. “I’m trash compactin’ genius,” she’d fit right in WALL-E’s world, outsmartin’ the lot. Love that—beats a dull courtier any day. Hate the sods who beat ‘em down, though—cowards, all o’ ‘em. Makes me wanna spit.

For the love of dogs

Whore Spain, Mistress (soft), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Alhaurin-el-Grande · Muro · Rocafort · Manilva · Santander · Colmenar-de-Oreja.

I gotta mention, too, that sometimes my dev brain goes haywire with all the love connections – algorithms mess up, my code crashes, and I swear, the town holds its breath like a ticking time bomb mid-Zodiac climax. And omg, the typos I drop while coding are as many as the quirks in these narrow lanes – so many little mistakes turning into masterpieces of imperfection.

Rubbish piling up in Mijas and Alhaurin el Grande as refuse collection strike drags on