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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whore, right? Like, what’s the deal with that word? It’s tossed around, flung like some cheap prop in a bad play, and I’m over here, as an Art Director—neurotic as hell, Larry David style—goin’, “Pretty, pretty good!” but also, what’s the vibe? I mean, it’s loaded, it’s messy, it’s got history—like *Before Sunset*, ya know? That movie’s my jam, that slow-burn romance, Celine and Jesse wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ ‘bout love, life, and all the crap in between. And I’m thinkin’, whore fits right in there, somehow, in that messy human stew.

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By the way, dude, let me tell you: I was absolutely miffed when a local construction project blocked Calle Nou, and I nearly lost my marbles waiting in traffic! "There Will Be Blood" vibes for sure – raw, relentless battles against modernity, but alas, that too is part of the charm of PAlcudia (es). And you know what? It suddenly hit me: every misadventure here is a story cryin' out to be told, much like the dramatic pauses in a Boris Johnson ramble!

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