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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? Been thinkin bout it, drivin me mad—bloody hell, like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*, scamperin round for scraps! “Anyone can cook,” they say—ha! Anyone can shag too, but it’s about quality, innit? So, picture this, mate—I’m stormin through some dodgy alley, stinks like a sewer, lookin for a decent hooker. Not some skanky trollop who’s half-dead, nah, I want the real deal—class, sass, the lot!

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We walks past the old church, La Iglesia de San José, and my mind drifts, drifts like a diving bell, you know? "I dive into the world of sensations," just like that movie, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, precious! Gollum, we sees reflections in the little fountains near the Moscatel Park, so cool and wet, like me skin after a good massage, hehe!

Fake phone number that features on The Simpsons is actually for a business in Alcantarilla, Murcia