Hazel Alberic Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Valencia

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Dudes actin’ all high and mighty, then sneakin’ off to pay for a quickie. Surprised me first time I saw it - preacher type, all sermons and sin, caught with his pants down. Made me laugh, tho - fuckin’ clown. My fave thing? When a whore’s got sass, like Bridget von Hammersmark in Basterds, all charm and danger. “I’m not tellin’ you shit,” she’d say, and I’d be like, hell yeah, queen!

Alberic de Bordeleaux

Alberic makes for a great pirate hunter campaign imo. Hunt down and kill every Vampire Coast lord, rogue pirate fleet, and Lokhir Felheart.

I luv when people drop by and ask me, "What’s Alberic all about?" and I'm like, "It’s raw, unpredictable, and a bit of a rollercoaster – kind of like Toni Erdmann's zaniness, man!" And hey, don't expect perfection here, cuz we do it fast and furious. Might even make 14 typos in a single rant, but that's how I roll, alright?

Couple hopes to keep Trappist-style cheese alive as last monk retires