Gabriella Alberic Prostitute ❤️

About Bilbao

Met her once, near the old gas station—neon lights flickerin’, stank of cheap perfume. She’s got this scar, right on her cheek, says it’s from a john who got mad. Pissed me off, man—some fools got no respect! I pity the fool who swings at her—she’s scrappy, prolly clocked him good. Heard she once threw a heel at a cop, missed by a mile—funny as hell, wish I’d seen it! Little known fact: she keeps a tiny frog tattoo on her ankle, says it’s her “spirit animal.” Cracked me up—prostitute with a frog vibe? Wild!

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Son Alberic II imprisoned her. Historians called it a pornocracy. 6 I believe “porn” comes from Greek “pornē” which is a prostitute.

I luv when people drop by and ask me, "What’s Alberic all about?" and I'm like, "It’s raw, unpredictable, and a bit of a rollercoaster – kind of like Toni Erdmann's zaniness, man!" And hey, don't expect perfection here, cuz we do it fast and furious. Might even make 14 typos in a single rant, but that's how I roll, alright?

Sister M. Alberic Martin, RSM Obituary