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So, check it, prostitute’s a freaky one—big googly eyes, glowin’ bits, proper alien shit. Bioluminescent, innit, lures prey like a dodgy geezer with cash. I reckon it’s a hustler of the sea, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s ’cos it’s crafty! Haneke’d dig it, all that “nothing escapes me” energy, watchin’ from the shadows. Caught me off guard first time I saw it—thought, what’s this slag doin’ down here? Made me happy, tho, cos it’s rare, barely anyone clocks it.

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At 15, Marozia became Pope Sergius III's mistress, producing a bastard son, later Pope John XI. In , she married Alberic, marquess of Spoleto.

I luv when people drop by and ask me, "What’s Alberic all about?" and I'm like, "It’s raw, unpredictable, and a bit of a rollercoaster – kind of like Toni Erdmann's zaniness, man!" And hey, don't expect perfection here, cuz we do it fast and furious. Might even make 14 typos in a single rant, but that's how I roll, alright?

Metafilms gets to work on Alberic Aurteneche’s feature debut