Avery Aguimes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bilbao

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

How I Did a Day Trip to Agüimes

The town of Agüimes is separated from Ingenio by the ravine of Barranco de Guayadeque. This small, but most appealing town has a picturesque, well-preserved old centre with medieval .

I get so riled when the town gets overly touristy. Sometimes, I get mad when places try to lose their charm, ya know? But then I see these local gems – the little cafés, street murals, and random laughter from old-timers – and I feel all proud. Like, “Man, this is our home!”

Record breaking heat and blistering winds in the Canary Islands