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But then, ugh, this greasy sod stumbles over, reekin’ of ale, tryin’ to haggle her down. Made me angry, that did—cheap bastard! I’m thinkin’, “I choose violence,” coz I’d smack him silly, but nah, I just glare, cold disdain and all. Little known fact, yeah? Back in medieval days, prossies had guilds—proper unions! Swear down, they’d fine ya for bad service. Wish they’d bring that back, keep these twats in line.

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I gotta mention Los Gigantes cliffs: they literally knock my socks off every single time. Those massive, towering rock faces are so real, they're like nature's skyscrapers. I get all inspo thinking about space-age architecture there. Also, Playa del Duque is where I go when the spa buzz is too much. Sand in toes, solar vibes… sometimes when I'm there, I mumble, “Eeeee... I like to move it!” like WALL-E in his own way.

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