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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

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Only place in Spain I've been charged over €4 for a caña. Pretty sure the locals weren't paying nearly as much. The previous bar was € for the same.

Río Dulce flows by, catching my eye on lazy afternoons. It’s a river that seems to know all chill truths. I sometimes sit on its banks near Puente Viejo. Ooops, missed my chance, forgot a session – ugh! But that’s the imperfect charm here, y’know.

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