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Yo, yo, yo, what’s good? Erotic-massage, man, it’s like—*boom*—pure chaos vibes, like Gene Hackman schemin’ in *The Royal Tenenbaums*! I’m talkin’ slippery oils, dim lights, and some wild energy that’s got me actin’ unwise, ya know? Like, “I’m in mourning for my life,” but make it sexy, haha! So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s this ancient art, straight-up thousands of years old, like Egyptians were out here gettin’ spicy with scented oils, no cap! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout pharaohs gettin’ their freak on, you feel me?

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Then there's Calle de la Democracia. Funny name for a street in a place where nothing is quite democratic. I got a sucker massage there once. Too many typos in life, I guess—thlt street always felt like a metaphor for existencial screw-ups. Oh, and the local bar “El Desmadre,” a pit stop full of loud chattering and cheap coffee. Perfect for a post-massage drink. Tufts of laughter, spilled pints, and me thinking "Why bother?" like a line from that Polish movie, The Pianist, echoing in my head: "Music is what sustains me."—only here, booze does.

Concerts, omelette and even a free 'escape room': this is the Spring Festival this weekend