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About Malaga

I tried it once, y’all—lordy, was I nervous! Thought I’d turn redder than a rooster’s comb! This sweet gal in Nashville—bless her heart—she had hands like a dang angel. Little known fact: them old-timey spas in Europe, they’d sneak a lil’ sexy twist in there—kings and queens got frisky under “medicinal” rubs! Ain’t that a hoot? Made me happy as a pig in slop—until she hit a knot in my back! I hollered, “This ain’t my neck o’ the woods!”—felt like Lt. Aldo Raine carvin’ me up!

Our massages

Chill out by the heated pool or book a massage session in the garden hut. Most of the year the hotel has an adult atmosphere and only accepts ages 15+.

Oh, and the park, Parque de la Constitución – really cute. Tiny, but so perfect to contemplate wild desires and life's secrets. I sat there once, heart racing, watching couples steal kisses under the orange sky. Reminded me, “We lived on farms, then we learned to fly.” Aww, how poetic!

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