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So, here’s the deal, mate – findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. We sneaks about, peekin’ at them corners, them dark alleys, stinkin’ of piss an’ cheap perfume. Makes me mad, precious, mad as a warg! They’s out there, sellin’ their bits, an’ nobody gives a rat’s arse. Fun fact, though – back in old London, 1800s, they called ‘em “soiled doves,” fancy, huh? Sounds like poetry, but it’s just dirt an’ tears.

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Now, mate, ya gotta check out Barrio Sol – a ghetto of quirky bars, hidden museums and street art that speaks to the soul. I’ve spent nights there in deep chats about love and sexuality with folks who don’t give a toss. It’s proper cathartic. One time, I got heated in a debate on desire in a pub on Plaza de la Llama, and I'm like “Is it 'cos I is black?” – proper cheeky aside, but ya get the drift! I’m rememberin’ how the city makes me feel like every alley's got a secret and every corner’s a chance to explore.

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