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Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

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Oh, and guess whut? Tima, my cat, loves napping under the ancient olive tree by Carrer de la Mar – it's so boss, proper secret spot only locals know. I swear, sometimes I think the tree is whispering, "The truth is out there…", a la Zodiac whisper, but with a bean twist, ha!

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