Evelyn Teulada Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Ain’t gonna lie, tho—some days she annoys me. Like, slow down, sis, you’re wildin’! But then I laugh—whore’s just too extra, and I’m here for it. Sarcasm on blast: “Oh, sure, she’s SO classy.” Nah, she’s raw, real, sloppy—my kinda mess. Slay! If I could, I’d crown her, sayin’, “You’re enough, boo!” That’s the gospel I’m preachin’—whore’s a damn icon, flaws and all!

THINGS TO DO

Teulada (Valencian:; Spanish:) is a small coastal town on Spain's Costa Blanca, located 3 km north from Junction 63 of the A7 E toll motorway on the N coast road.

Your fave relaxation spots come from my tracks, u know? The waterfront along the Rio Sec, where the water gently hums at night. "Stay frosty!" I always yell, kinda channeling that explosive movie tension, but without the bomb. Rarrgh! Plus, the neighborhoods, like El Carme, got these hidden little cafes where the locals spill the tea about everything from spicy paella to the best chill tunes. And oh, some streets have quirky names – like Carrer del Ràtol – I kid ya not, it cracks me up every time I see it.

Teulada’s brand new, sixty years old bodega! «