Allison Teulada Whore ❤️

About Malaga

So, whore—shit, it’s a loaded word, right? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them girls in *Almost Famous*, like Penny Lane, floatin’ round them rockstars, all free and sexy. “We are not groupies, we inspire,” she says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep, yo! Whores ain’t just sellin’ ass—they sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, fo’ shizzle. Back in the day, I knew this chick, Lila, real talk—she worked the streets in Long Beach, but she was slick, man, had this laugh that’d make ya forget she’s clockin’ dollars. She’d say, “Snoop, I’m the star, they just rent me,” and I’d be like, “Fo’ shizzle, you a queen!”

About Teulada

Your fave relaxation spots come from my tracks, u know? The waterfront along the Rio Sec, where the water gently hums at night. "Stay frosty!" I always yell, kinda channeling that explosive movie tension, but without the bomb. Rarrgh! Plus, the neighborhoods, like El Carme, got these hidden little cafes where the locals spill the tea about everything from spicy paella to the best chill tunes. And oh, some streets have quirky names – like Carrer del Ràtol – I kid ya not, it cracks me up every time I see it.

UPDATE: Forest fire in Alicante municipality of Teulada declared ‘stabilised’