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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

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I swear, sometimes I can’t believe how boring rural life can be elsewhere – here, every brick tells a story. Like that one time, I met a rebel chick who said, “Life is too short, babe!” just like in the movies. Kinda maniacal, but in a good way, you know? Epic vibes, always.

Unlike Argentina, which processes 85% of its lemon production, Spain only processes 30%