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I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

Masajes Eróticos en Santiago del Teide

Oh, btw, local food is bomb – try the mojo de papas at a side street diner on Calle Las Flores. Its taste, wow, knocks ya out! And I gotta mention the sunsets over the volcano. Strange as it is, they remind me of that surreal movie scene. Let me say, it's like watching reality transform, err, ready to break you into pieces, but in a good twist.

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