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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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I meet loads of quirky characters. I ran into a guy once who was like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” and I nearly cracked up because it sounded like my brain on a weird day. Some of these spots remind me of days when I’d code in cafes till midnight. They all give the city a kind of hushed magic. It's all kinda like those offbeat Coen movie twists, you know?

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