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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

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Yo, the parks here are off the charts. Parque Natural Risco Caliente – dude, it's insane – wild paths, secret meeting spots, someone might even spot a cheeky lizard! I remember one day, trippin’ (lol, true story) on a hidden trail. It felt like the ocean deep, mysterious as Dory’s adventures! And then, wow, the view of the Atlantic nuzzling the rocky coast... mind-melting like a movie scene.

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