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About Bilbao

Oh, and get this—some punters leave gifts, not just cash. One bird got a bleedin teapot once— a teapot! What’s she gonna do, brew up mid-shift? Cracked me up, that did. Sarcasm aside, I reckon they’re crafty—gotta be, right? Hustlin ain’t for the faint. “We are all beasts in the jungle,” Boonmee whispers—damn right, and whores are the queens of that jungle, claws out, takin no shite.

Nearby routes

Were it not for just one building, Sant Sadurni d'Anoia, the home of Cava, might be just about the wine world's most forgettable town.

I stroll down Carrer de Sant Saturní, the main drag, where every brick and every crack tells a cheeky story. I mean, who needs Hollywood when you've got real-life drama playing out, yes? And oh, the alleys – like Carrer del Lledoner – you'll find all sorts of hidden nooks, little bars and a few secret corners where you can let your freak flag fly. Bloody brilliant, I say.

A drought in Spain has dried up all the bubbly