Gabriella Sant Joan D Alacant Whore ❤️❤️

About Barcelona

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’ve seen fights break out on Calle de la Libertat – dumb, petty feuds. It gets me heated sometimes, makes me mad as hell, each time I see the same mess. A few brownies of typos here too: exacly, reely, fantastik, incredibel, litreally, sumtimes, fer shure, ya know, totally, rilly, hella, yeaaaah, waaaay, tof, unbeleevable, viktim, bloomin, riptlz, and ya!

April 11-14 Santa Faz fiestas in Alicante with markets, fair, food and more