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But yeah, escorts—they’re a trip. Dangerous too, gotta watch out for creeps. Makes me mad, thinkin’ some asshole might hurt ‘em. They’re just tryna eat, like Mia stealin’ to survive. “I ain’t scared of you,” she’d spit, and I bet escorts say that in their heads every damn night. Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, they’re tougher than they look! So next time you see one, don’t be a dick—tip good, ya cheap bastards! Cartman out!

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This means that Tenerife has also escort services available, but visiting a brothel might be easier way to get sex. Escorts in Tenerife charge 50€ to € for.

You gotta check out Parque del Sol too – it's a scatter of crazy art and shady bench spots. SMell those flowers, oh man, they fill your head with colors. And oh, there's that odd alley near Mercado Viejo - full of secret graffiti and true local stories. Like when unsuspecting folks whisper, "I think I'm in love with you," recallin’ that mad movie dialogue from The Master.

Rural Tenerife, San Miguel De Abona