Victoria San Lorenzo De El Escorial Brothel ❤️

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Aight, fam, it’s bad bitch o’clock! Me, a sailor, talkin’ bout brothels—yasss, honey! Been sailin’ seas, seen some wild shit. Brothels? They’re like ports for lonely souls. I’m feelin’ all confident, struttin’ my stuff, thinkin’—these places got history, yo! Like, did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds? Freaky, right? Imagine the chafing—ouch, my ass hurts thinkin’ bout it!

Sophie Wyburd’s toastie at The Drop and Two Drops

Visiting the Monastery of San Lorenzo de El Escorial is the best way to travel through the history of Spain and particularly the reign of Philip II. With an area of 33, square metres, it is .

Imma be honest, buddy – there are days this town makes me happy, days it makes me mad, and days it just surprises me like unexpectid bliss. And hey, the weather’s sometimes unpredictable, like a bad computer bug – one minute it’s sunny, next it's rainin' in smoochy drizzle. Ain't that a kick?

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