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Now, I’ve had me share – this one bird in Bangkok, hands like a bleedin’ ninja, had me shook! Felt like she was huntin’ my stress, “one kill at a time,” as they say in the flick. But then, there was this dodgy spa in London – mate, the oil smelled like a wet dog, and the vibe? Stiffer than M after a botched mission. Pissed me right off, wanted to quip, “I prefer my massages less canine, ta!”

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, the neighborhoods are so diverse! There’s Barrio Viejo – crammed with history, graffiti, and life buzzing! Sometimes, the spirit of the past shows up in spooks of laughter, kinda like a vintage Bob Dylan tune reverberating through cracked walls. I remember once, a night spa session got so moody, I swear the city whispered secrets back to me. Crazyy, right?

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