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Here’s the kicker—some places, they use weird oils. Like, snail slime! SNAL SLIME! Supposed to make ya glow or some shite. I’d rather wrestle a kraken than smear that goo on me. Made me angry, thinkin’ bout it—waste of a good catch, that. But then, there’s this other joint, right? They play music, dim lights, and yer floatin’. “You’re not the boss of me now,” I’d hum, straight outta Fincher’s flick, feelin’ like Zuckerberg ditchin’ a lawsuit.

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But hey, not everything's peachy: traffic on Avenida del Olvido is maddeningly slow. Ugh, i got so mad at the honking, I shouted, “Let’s rock this night!” ironically channeling that dark vibe from my fave flick. And some corners feel so neglected, like someone forgot to light up their soul. Sad but real.

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