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About Zaragoza

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Fire and Ice

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Now, check it: Main St. crackles with life. Folks chattin’ and laughin’—like pirates’ banter at a secret hideaway. I frequent Willow Creek Park, that lil’ gem where you can sit, think about life, and sometimes cry your troubles away. Don’t get me started on Riverbank Lane—ah, the whispers of the water, it’s like hearin’ secrets from Captain Jack himself! Savvy?

Flight diverted to SLC after “unidentifiable sound” heard outside plane