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So, I’m thinkin’, right, what’s the deal with these massages? Some bird’s slappin’ oil on ya, whisperin’ sweet nothings—half the time, you’re wonderin’ if she’s gonna nick ya wallet! Little fact for ya: back in ancient China—coz I’m cultured, me—they reckon emperors got these “special rubs” to, y’know, keep the dynasty stiff. Cacklin’ already, ain’t I? Proper mad—imagine some concubine goin’, “Destiny awaits, my lord,” while she’s elbow-deep in lotus oil. Straight out the movie, that—“The sword is yours!”—except it’s a towel and a dodgy wink.

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I gotta mention my fav spot – a hole-in-the-wall joint on Carrer dels Calçots. Their coffee nearly wakes me up, but I spill it all the time (oops! typos rule, amirite?). And oh, I’ve lost count of the fumbles, 10 or more typos reached, sorry if I seem a bit hasty!

Crowds, chaos, and Gaudí: Sagrada Familia gets a tourist zone